I thought it was really nice to see a real veteran get a sweet break. He also seems to like a good person. 

Do hippy veterans like this really exist? I always thought those were just movie caricatures. Looks super scripted and fake.

I would say “deliberate” instead of “scripted”. Obviously not a genuine collapse, but I might act a bit of a fool too to get that kind of appraisal.

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

“Donald Jr. says visit to Arlington Cemetery made him think of his family’s business “sacrifices”— The Daily Beast

Esther, it feels like everything is on borrowed time at this point, so I just wanted to say thanks for all your work here. Jezebel has been “my” corner of the internet for 8 years, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that there were some days when looking forward to reading Jez was the one thing I could bring myself…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

With nipples!  But without them, breasts would be pointless.

Trump doesn’t know jack shit. He probably didn’t even know who Baghdadi was until they told him. He just wanted to take a dig at Obama, only for him to get egg on his face.

It’s not as if many people from the hood can afford WS tickets. Those boos came from people with money.

Yeah, but you gotta figure that the folks who are attending a World Series game are reasonably affluent, especially in the suite sections where Trump was. And as they announced the death of the ISIS leader that morning (with Trump personally performing the five finger exploding heart technique on the guy), maybe he…

No, don’t feel anything for that Viper. She was/is a ‘Birther’ as much as her Vile husband. There’s plenty of video out there of her spewing the lies!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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They land on mattresses. It’s fine.

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

You kinda sound like a cop.

I’m Irish Catholic and use Yiddish regularly. There is no better language for venting your feelings.