The thought of Dotard supporters coming to the realization that they can only actually wield one of their twenty guns at a time, while a drone streaks towards them, is rather satisfying.

I really hope they do, we can get rid of them for good then. They are in for a world of surprise at the lack of actually support they have,

Back when “at the White House” was something to be proud of and an honor. Now “at the White House” is like playing the Sonoma County Fair.

That’s the “Affluenza” kid. Daddy is sickly rich, mom played the “I’m an abused wife” card to justify becoming a fugitive, he’s an underage drinker which the authorities all knew about, takes 4 lives; and yet none of that matters. But be a black man in Texas and steal a pack of cigarettes and you’re getting 99 years.

“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

Ethan is the ‘affluenza teen’ if that story sounds familiar.

Less than 275 miles away in Tarrant County Jail, resides one Ethan Couch. He is serving time in prison for the deaths he caused when he was 16 (killing 4 people in a drunk driving wreck in 2013). He was sentenced in 2016, not for the actual crime he committed in 2013, but due to violating his probation after video…

Nice suit. He must work the main gate.

“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

Will somebody please tell Texas that paraplegic isn’t the same as paramilitary.

You total idiot. You complete fucking moron. That’s a Trump prepping to fight Joe Biden...

“You have him turn around so he can have deniability!”

Joe’s right - guys that talk like Trump are full of shit. He’d wimp out and make some dumb excuse. “Oh, my bone spurs are acting up again!”

Or anxiety. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure those can go hand in hand. And I‘m also pretty sure you can have anxiety without depression. It’s a vicious cycle of worrying and not sleeping because your chest hurts and you feel like crap, and your chest hurts and you feel like crap because you’re worrying about your…

Chest pains, lack of sleep, “troubling symptoms”. That sounds like good old fashion crippling depression to me. A likely side effect of being literally stepped over and stepped on by superstars your entire life. Prescribed treatment is getting the fuck out of Cleveland.

You know who wasn’t blindsided when it came to cocaine? This guy.

He can fuck up a wet dream... and then claim that’s what he planned all along.

Mueller is the Hawk. Trump is the pigeon. The Trashcan is America.

Signature or real-time resting heart rate?

My new favorite player.