Thankfully it wasn’t one of the brother-sister teams.

As a BC resident, I agree, pleasant to see that!

If you had your feet out slowing you down the whole time, and took 10x longer than any Olympian, sure you could survive.

And the thing is that people like her can’t stand Pope Francis because he sometimes shows an ounce of humanity, which is an ounce too much for the Ingrahams of the world.

I am trying to convince my wife that I could do Skeleton without dying.

Fuck this posturing, irritating, fake-ass bitch. I love that she spent all Wednesday with a fucking ash cross on her forehead to pander to her viewers. Maybe think about what Jesus would say about the wealth inequality in this country, you hateful cunt.

Will this parade take place before or after Adolf Tweetler’s parade?

I want a fucking parade for this guy.

As an avid hunter and someone who owns guns these types of situations piss me off. Why can’t we have some tighter controls on guns? Why cant we expand the background checks? I cant stand the NRA and refuse to join them because of how extreme their stance is. Work with people to find some sort of common ground instead…

Watching game tape is what allows him to, umm, “perform” with his ladyfriend.

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Rex Ryan has never been harder.

I thought Rex Ryan would have been the only toe shoes guy

God bless Latvia.

Just adopt a fucking dog, Christ. My dog is better behaved and better looking than 99% of the “pure” breeds that make up his genetics and I got him from a goddamned shelter.

Put a 5-foot-9, 175-pound AHL goon against a 6-foot-5, 235-pound counterpart, and who do you think will usually come out on top?

seriously, don’t go to breeders. there are countless animals in shelters who desperately need homes, and unfortunately many of them will be put down before they get a fair shake. my wife and i adopted a disabled pit from the MSCPA in Boston about a year ago and it was one of the best decisions we’ve ever made.

Every one of the dogs I have owned as an adult (4) was a dog someone else didn’t want. Every one of those dogs is tied for the best dog I have ever had.

Subtle tribute to Adebisi from Oz?