Some other kids are just annoying pissants.

You know, I give Melania the proper shit for having married this walking, talking used dildo.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

I’m a Pats fan and I hope he does. We treated him badly.

Me and my boy Gaear prefer the ones up in Brainerd.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

“But not my pissant daughter.”

You’ve just been looking at Trump’s thumbs for too long.

Ryan’s got an excuse, at least. There’s no time to learn about football when all you do is get laid.

I know. Just found out and I’m pretty bummed. Even worse, I looked at some old provisions lists and most often it wasn’t even slabs, it was tubs. This is going to take a while to get over.

Here’s how this went down.

Here I was all excited, thinking it was about Swearingen, not Swearinger.

GlenGarry MaGary

I love Tom Petty, and I love this song, and I had no idea its only on the Greatest Hits.

What’s your take on including an original track on a Greatest Hits album?

Gary Ma’gary sounds like an awesome name and I’m disappointed you did not bless one of your children with its excellence.

Nanga Parbat means Naked Mountain

No, it’s their job to save lives. I get they they weren’t forced to do it, but ultimately the reason they have to go is because of other people’s stupidity.

No one made the rescuers attempt the rescue. They agreed to do it.

Not necessarily. It goes both ways: