You telling me he would be three grand richer if he was from Boston?

I bet his favourite Martin Scorsese film is “Goodfellows.”

It helped that the backboard was actually a portrait of George W. Bush.

Finally, someone listens!

I call him Sitting Bull because he’s been sitting in a chair for so many years and because I’m a racist who likes using the names of famous Native Americans as an insult.

Two years too late.

That is the greatest picture.

They’re now 2-4601

My favorite is that they’re on a 1-34 run. I don’t think anybody will ever pull that off again. And they’re keeping their coach (who is only 1-31). Phenomenal.

As mentioned by a poster earlier this month, if it wasn’t for the Chargers, the Browns would be on a 32 game losing streak. Fuck the Chargers.

If you were a true Browns fan, “Alcoholism” would occupy every spot on that list.

Reasons I continue to be a Browns fan:

What I love about this site is I honestly can’t tell if you mean there should have been an unsportsmanlike penalty on the Jets due to spiking the ball in an opponent’s face (literally, this time!) or an unsportsmanlike penalty on the Patriots for the flop.

The Vikings there just didn’t have a Kluwe.

Fuck that clown and his “dilly dilly” sign. What a shitty commercial.

“Paul passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner”

You couldn’t be more wrong. My son was immaculately conceived as well. My wife got pregnant even though we hadn’t had sex at all in the month she conceived. So miracles do happen if you put your faith in Jesus.

Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

“ Many of the people in fading, poor, forgotten counties who voted for Trump could just as easily be persuaded to vote for a left-wing candidate if that candidate were able to demonstrate a real understanding of their problems”

I can’t stress enough how enthusiastic I am about this kid.