Oh Baby Boomers. Why is it that such a large percentage of 55-70 year old white men seem to hate life and look like they want to kill someone?

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

Two obvious takes

Golic and Wingo sounds like...

I bet you’re fun at parties.

The NY Jets have another QB prospect.

I’m sure he, like many others, thinks that Trump’s election in November meant everyone agrees with him and that this is legal now. I see where he’s coming from - it took a while for me to get over the shock that so many people voted for him, and then took me a while to shake the feeling that everyone around me is a…

I wish this was a long con of his dad. Like he releases these emails that implicate his father and willingly also goes to jail. I like imagine him sitting in a jail and thinking, “Worth it.”

Apparently, thinking about baseball didn’t keep the fireworks guy from shooting early.

He’s from Monty Python’s Ministry of Funny Baserunning.

He said he respectfully disagrees with some of the coverage he has received from the media, in particular from Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski, but nevertheless he respects the need for a searching and critical press to a functioning civil society, and ultimately he welcomes the scrutiny because he thinks…

I think most juries are comprised entirely of monumentally stupid people.

While this was a dumb blunder, i think Fox has great coverage compared to CBS or NBC. They start coverage on TV at 11am every day of the tournament, vs 2 or 3pm on other networks for the majors. Also they leverage technology at least 10 times as much as the other networks. There are certainly issues, but they show…

god bless Tebow

That fan just got cured of cancer.

I served on 3 juries and the level of crazy inside a jury room is astounding. In one, a law student proceeded to retry the whole case, pointing out all of what she thought were errors made with evidence. Was she right or wrong? No one knew, and no one knew whether to ask the judge if this was allowed. (I sure…

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

Check out how much that challenger slows down in the second half. The Freeze could have beat that bro in a pair of high heels.

Yeah, but you don’t get to use the Billionaire’s Son Multiplier of 0.3 to adjust your times.