Does this count as another major?

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

Celtics fan here. Took about 30 min for me to process that they actually won. During the 4th, my fiancé said, “Wow, if the Celtics manage to win you get 15 min of head.” High fives all around! See ya’ll back on this thread in 15.4 min.

I guarantee one of these dumb ass glowing orbs will be in the Oval Office by the end of the month.

The true baseball heroes like Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio only have a WAR of 1, because the only WAR true baseball fans care about is World War II. Let me know when Mike Trout kills a Nazi.

I eagerly await Schilling’s calm, respectful, measured response....

Can’t answer that without seeing the van.

Also, Melania is troubled by “the vapors” and Eric Trump is so vexed by bad humors in his blood that not even leeching by the Trump Concierge Barber Service has helped

“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

“so you’re offending more than half of us!” You know that isn’t true, right? Please tell me you know that.

“more than half of us”

In all seriousness, is that not the biggest bullshit pretext for a DWB stop ever?

He’s coughed up the baseball equivalent of two pick-sixes. No GG this year KK

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

As I said when the suicide was first reported, Hernandez died doing what he loved... murdering people.

Far neater than I would have expected.

“I told you what was coming indirectly.”

Joke’s on you, Massachusetts — he’s laughing all the way to the morgue!

I feel bad about my handwriting.

He didn’t commit suicide. He murdered himself for the money. I’m... wow.