At this point it’s “extreme fucking for all so there is no doubt why we were fucked” (Trump) vs. “fucking you over and saying, with a smile, that you weren’t responsible for it” (Pence).

I am so desperate that the FBI find collusion with Russia and impeach him. But then we have Emperor Pence as president.

Whether he read it direct from the source or consumed a rephrased or twisted version of it, who knows.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

The same NFL that refused to let him buy a team because he is such a loser?

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

Reality tv? Check!

He just won’t invite them because between his golfing and watching his impeachment trial he won’t have the time.

“My impeachment trial is going to be the most classy and best one ever. It’s going to by huge.”

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

Kyle Busch has one of the most hateable faces in sports history.

Kyle Busch is the guy who is generally just a huge asshole, right?

STICK TO FOOTBALL NOT JOKES. UR NAMES JIMMY GAROPPOLO NOT JENEANE GARAPPOLO. FAKE NEWS

+1 Home run.

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.

In response to this tragic outcome, Governor Brownback will be slashing Medicaid in order to spend more on bribing top recruits.

As a Romosexual, I want Romo in Denver. Thinking about it is the only thing that gets me aroused anymore. That cheerleader.. nothing. Well, not nothing. But you know, less than Romo kicking ass in Mile High.

Yeah, the ping of the post is the best hockey sound. Especially because it either means “fucking hell” or “thank christ”.

Ping of the puck going off the post woulda been my number one. When I played I almost liked hitting the post as much as actually scoring.

People who shoot in portrait mode are like people who cruise in the left lane. Let’s send em all to North korea