10 bucks says Rivers broke his clavicle

That photo was a brain melter for me. Drew laying down would be an insurmountable speed bump for a lot of sedans.

They’re openly mocking Sandoval at this point.

Yankee Stadium had a nap space in the 90s. Didn’t end well.

In the Yankees’ sleep room, everyone receives a gift basket when they wake up and leave

How can anyone not like this man? Hands?

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

Looks better as a 60 year old than I do as a 30 year old. Guess I should smoke more pot.

With the advent of cars and public transportation, it’s quite easy to travel to a protest from “out of town.”

The panda is cool, but sadly he does not qualify as a good bear.

Houseplants make oxygen. They don’t use it.

I don’t have an allegiance to any premier league clubs. For 2 years I lived about an hour from Norwich when I was a kid...

Ali didn’t dodge the draft. He publicly told it to “fuck off.”

Just going to add a Klopp quote from earlier today:

His kid goes there. So does Rex’ kid.

I think it’s disgusting that Jeff Sessions wants to keep these two lesbians from consecrating their love in holy matrimony.

Rex’s shirt gets the deserved attention, but can anyone tell me why Rob is sporting Clemson gear?

I got violent on weed once. Wrote an internet comment in all caps.

Because twitter is the boil on the ass of humanity

Not one of those leg-shaving spandex-swaddled assholes got off their bike to scratch her behind the ear and praise her for being such a good dog. Seriously, fuck those guys.