They should suspend him without pay.

this is the worst rice news ive heard all week

That will someday be Albert's pee. Think about it, sheeple.

if I was associated with the NBA I would do whatever it took to make that happen. It would be one of the greatest acts of trolling since the Trojan Horse.

Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura also called for Peterson's suspension, not because of abuse allegations, but because he was partially responsible for 9/11.

The Vikings announce that Adrian Peterson will return to team activities to spend less time with his family.

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

Cool.

Gum, lozenge, and vape

Keith Olbermann Asks Roger Goodell What His Favourite Smartphone Car Mount Is. Roger Says That His Knowledge Is Limited To The Best Tupperware (Deals).

Another person whose WAR on drugs hasn't been very good.

Da ora in poi l'unico vino sarete fare...

I say this as a Steelers' fan and Pittsburgh native: when you make the Yinzer brigade who made the drive down look like an intelligent, well-read, intellectual fan base by comparison, you're clearly doing something wrong.

George Best is rolling over in his grave right now. To be fair, though, that might just be the withdrawals.

What London collective is gonna want to bring the NFL abroad with the Ginger Hammer as its champion?

Get the fuck away from me, Roger.

I'm already set for that. Sneak preview:

This one goes out to my man stillfedup, who has exquisite taste in music. How about some "Little Wing", done by Derek Trucks, Warren Haynes, and Eric Clapton (a.k.a. God).

Ozzie Newsome: "You know. Ray had given a story to John [Harbaugh] and I. And what we saw on the video was what Ray said. Ray didn't lie to me. He didn't lie to me."

DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!!! Just everybody stop doing stupid shit!!