Satan’s Ashtray: scotch and bong water.

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You are real turd. You was hate Kentucky! You sound like a crybaby. Nobody even knows you. Too much hate coming from you.

We have, as of this week, two rescue greyhounds in the home. An understanding of their behavior is now dawning upon me...

Lee, a senior from Dothan, Ala. majoring in criminal justice

Greenstone should be fired. If it took two punches to knock him down, he’s obviously not doing his job well.

No tomatoes? Mrs. Pencil has an entire damn refrigerator full of pickled tomatoes. I’ll give you some. Please.

At least the Navy guy stood for the National Answer.

#IcelandSmites just became my favorite hashtag ever.

It’s actually goodminton.

I’m interested in knowing more about this water skiing squirrel you speak of.

“The way the media, as a whole, is seen, has changed dramatically over the past 20 years.”

im going to start an americanized chinese food chain called #StayWok

Naturally, many of his former players came to his defense, saying that he’d helped them become the men they are today. Isaiah Thomas stated, “If not for Bobby Knight, I wouldn’t even know where to begin inappropriately grabbing women.”

We used to walk to the 7-11 for Slurpees and whatever 45 came out that week. The first ones I ever bought were “Seasons in the Sun” by Terry Jacks and “Smokin’ in the Boy’s Room” by Brownsville Station.

First LP, Blondie, Eat to the Beat

I liked the album cover. It was black on black.

im not particularly proud of this, but i was in the seventh grade..

2005, at Best Buy, just 11. I bought my first two.

The B-52s first album. Still have it 30 some years later.