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How are any of you people still alive?

Three if Bertāns tweaks a hammy.

Hasn’t that been done to death already?

I may have spotted the flaw in your plan.

Makes Mr. T look like Lennox Lewis.

Sounds like Sharapova was serving on the adjacent court.

What is the first music you bought with your own money?

There are far fewer climbers on the north face (which is in Tibet); the vast majority of amateur climbers are on the southeast ridge route (which is in Nepal). The north face is a more difficult climb, and Tibet is harder to get to than Nepal. Plus there are fewer climbing permits issued on the Tibet side.

Readers are leaders.

“Bother”, said Pooh, as his spliff went out.

As for Garland’s appeal to look at his school’s actions from a Christian perspective

My lamb pizza just became a cheese pizza. Meanwhile two cats are cleaning their whiskers in the middle of the room. Rabbit hole:

Last fall during one of these, Barry and Samer advised us to get the Maine Coon kitten rather than the Beagle puppy. So, here. I guess I don’t have a question.

Disabled veteran from the first gulf war over here, 15 years of service. That last paragraph is exactly the advice I will give to anyone who asks about joining up. Well done.

Tautology.

He’s half a gram of meth away from winning the Jerry Jones look-alike contest.

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Jeez, it’s like Murray Chass rose from the dead.