In or about December 2013, while discussing Castergine's bonus, Wilpon told Castergine that she should tell her boyfriend that when she gets a ring, she will make more money and get a bigger bonus.

To be fair, the last bastard the Mets came across almost left them bankrupt.

Don't forget the media. Heard anything from Ferguson lately?

"Yeah, you know what Roger, that excuse fucking stinks."

PFTCommenter was able to leave the Internet and inhabit a human body?

Lin's just practicing for the fall, when the Lakers hit the road with their traveling bodies exhibit.

Weird. I thought a basketball player had to join the Bucks before they got waxed.

paraffinsanity

[copied cobra]

A lot of people have said a lot of stupid things about Ray Rice's attack on Janay, and there are probably a lot more to come, but I doubt we'll see even one topping pizza.

I'm impressed you got that to us in 30 minutes or less.

These apologies would seem more sincere if Pizza didn't already have a history of domestic violence, which has led to copycat crimes being committed by the Moon.

Bob Woodward: "Mr. President, do you have a collection of audiotapes implicating you and your staff in the Watergate break-in?"

And Peter King apologizes in the most non-apologetic way possible: http://mmqb.si.com/2014/09/09/rog…

Look, I realize that trust in the institution is at an all-time low. We've been let down hard, and it leaves a bad taste in all of our mouths. Hell, you can't even turn on the TV or go on the internet without being reminded over and over again of the failures they're responsible for. But just to play devil's advocate…

If you follow the NFL's train of thought, you can't even pass their own concussion protocol.

Unless it's on Sabathia's jersey. Then it stands for Corpulent.

The Yankees announced today that the rank of Captain will be retired with Derek Jeter. Since no other player could possibly approach Jeter's value to the team, henceforth the 'C' will stand for Corporeal.

Pegula was the front-runner all along

"It gets better."