This is technically the third prank. The second was convincing him that playing for the Padres is "getting called up to the big leagues."

Watkins was matched up against defensive coach Ray Ellis. Ellis had just minutes before put his clipboard down on the turf in hopes of throwing off the rookie WR. So yes, Watkins was tripping on the Ellis D.

In response, Dungy issued the following statement:

SI_PeterKing: Talked to Johnny Manziel about the Malaysian airline attack and the upcoming season. He was totally blown away by it. Can't wait to show opponents his rocket.

He was also distraught to hear that Putin isn't fries covered with cheese curds and gravy.

wait wait wait... someone took a Bible verse out of context to support their argument?

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

Scott then expressed his extreme displeasure that he'd expected much better Chinese food in Korea.

Next thing you know they'll be closing the Josh Brent Driving Academy.

Sanders promised to tackle the issues head on, but I think we know how that will turn out.

Yes.

He's another one we should have had longer. Dammit.

Sure.

Lord, today I ask that you bathe those who live in pain in the river of your healing. I'd let you use my bathtub, but it's still covered in yellow tape from that time I shot my girlfriend in the chest.

This isn't the first or the last time the NYT will follow Kim's lead.

Obviously, the biggest difference between LeBron and Kim here is that the latter never went back.

"God dammit. That thing on my back better not be what I think it is." - The Oriole

I tried, dad, I really did.

Same god, different tattoo parlors.

She wasn't wearing a thong. I know.