So she gets to balk, like, a dozenty times? What a cheetah.

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Whoa, that's much, much too small to work. How the hell are you supposed to fit a whole economy in there?

In similar news, it was recently discovered Rick Reilly had a point 20 years ago as well, one that has long since vanished.

I love the up front dude in the first video who goes from waving the flag, because he's such a sports patriot, to banging said flag on the floor in frustration. Brilliant.

"Tom Golisano, Donald Trump, Terry Pegula,"

Two billion loonies. Equivalent to One D. Sterling.

I've been thinking for a while that I was the only person who reads Deadspin that isn't really that impressed by dunking. Ugh....father's day hangover and I'm having trouble getting the tenses of that sentence to agree...

Im more of a fan of college ball, mostly because of ball movement and team play. They reminded me of watching a insanely talented bunch of college kids who can work together to just thrash someone. Hell, it was probably more like watching a bunch of guys that genuinely like each other play a pickup game just to fuck…

I just punched your mother for making you.

and nary a Football God will chortle.

And somewhere in a darkened room a certain Mr. Easterbrook sobs quietly in sadness at his lost rejoinder.

Drugs did him in. You can see the pillbox plain as day.

At any rate, congratulations are due to the new third baseman of the Cincinnati Reds, Johnny Fontane.

With all due respect, Tom, I think we can all agree that the best inning a pitcher can have is when his first pitch sails into the stands and kills Mike Lupica.

Halfway through the ceremony, Nomar was asked to leave.

Not sure this little guy is going to be much help...

Are you also thrilled about all those tax dollars being used to pay for this stadium and not, say, hiring some teachers.

The calendar says no but the forecast says yes.