Jesus wept. Every time Mrs. Feet wants prepared horseradish she hands me a horseradish root and a box grater and bids me go to it. Onions, indeed.

Precisely. Trump voters are everywhere these days...

I, on the other hand, read the article. Well done, as always. Sadly, I suspect that thoughtful remarks, if any, on an ingrained culture of athletic privilege are going to be drowned out by “I would put up with [insert-offensive-behavior-here] for $300K”. If you are the latter, then you have missed the point entirely.

I put nothing past a nation which considers Gérard Depardieu sexy.

Slightly tipsy on Green Spot this evening, and in the mood for a little horizon broadening. This, ladies and gents, is how it is done:

Sadly, I’m old enough to remember them first-hand. For some reason we youngsters always got a laugh out of referring to them as “Jerry’s Kids”. Well played.

which presumably was serviced in Ms. Rombauer’s case by picking up some of the spicy root on her way back from the garden

+1

Indeed they do know, and the smart money is on some double secret institutional rule. Current members of the Duke lacrosse team (and I am not making this up) include: Rowland Pettit, Tripp Transou, Deemer Class and Turner Uppgren.

The creepy part was the NFL knowing that sex with the wife happens as often as my team wins the Super Bowl.

Atticus and Ranger for the killer combination of speed and power. Stella for the fourth quarter where-the-fuck-did-THAT-dog-come-from moment which happens every year.

Yes, they can. After 20 years I’m not renewing my season tickets. From now on, when I want four hours of non-stop fighting and vomiting, I’ll stay home and watch the cats.

I have Buffalo Bills season tickets. The men are, literally, everyone in my section. Trust me, you don’t want to see them.

Just realized that all of the NFL’s “middle-aged” women in the ads for dick pills are way younger than I am. Well, shit.

+1

Six - they’ll trade this year’s second round pick to the Giants for Ryan Nassib.

Mornington Crescent.

“Titanic Selfies” by Pierre Brignaud for the Canadian competition “Just for Laughs” - http://goo.gl/RPIhO3

I like the ones with Shemp.