What I'm rooting for: the Patriots win, in overtime, due to an egregious bad call. 75% of the pundits and 99% of the talk show callers will have a stroke, thus cleaning up the airways and the internet to no end.

Can't. The 76ers D-league team is twelve cardboard cutouts of Manute Bol.

It's not looking optimistic.

You missed professional bowling using a new scoring system. How careless.

Belichick, unavailable for comment, was last seen wearing a stovepipe hat and tying Nell Fenwick to the railroad tracks north of Edmonton.

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On topic for us old timers.

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Pictured: Del Rio when he learned that "you're hired" was not a prank.

I liked the ones with Shemp.

Predictable, really. You put two powerful men together and it always turns into a dick measuring contest.

That was the whitest celebration since Oral Roberts last made the NCAA tournament.

This is the whitest celebration since Oral Roberts made the NCAA tournament.

The hat is made of tinfoil, which explains a lot.

Your Worldwide Leader with not much faith in a high point total:

I have a lot of faith that the Titans will better handle tonight's "must lose" situation. Theme song for your Thursday NFL "entertainment":

Well, it is Christmas, after all.

Probably 20 trips to Ralph Wilson Stadium, and this remains my most memorable visit. Sad, but true:

A couple of vodka and tonics have an opposite effect after age 65.