I was at the Bills home opener this year, and that pretty much ended my desire for an in-stadium experience. Next time I want four hours of fighting and vomiting, I'll stay at home and watch the cats.

You think that's beer...

I haven't seen this many fixed poses since Lee Harvey Oswald in the prison basement.

I nominate "From this point..." as the greatest paragraph in all of literature, short of Joyce. +1

Mrs. Feet somehow accepted an invitation to a Thanksgiving potluck hosted by pretentious foodie nut cases who use "aioli" as a verb. I'm pretty sure they are making organic, ethically-raised turkey basted in elf tears or some shit. I am so bringing mac and cheese.

You'll never go broke betting on the over when the proposition is: "How can the Jets screw up in the Jetsiest way possible"? The only thing better would be to keep Rex and Marty for another year to help develop the new guy.

I have lived in New York for 54 years and have never once seen a stuffed artichoke. The true Thanksgiving dish over here is salt potatoes seasoned with dread and remorse.

Anyone else notice that A&M had only ten guys on the field?

Milk? Flour? Butter? Nutmeg? What do you think about making a basic Bechamel, melting some of the cheese into it, and pouring on as a topping for, say, the last 30 minutes of cooking?

After the game, Dan Orlovsky, Keary Colbert and Rod Marinelli broke out the champagne.

Nah. Bills guys don't go shirtless above 28 degrees.

Two points: 1) I don't suppose the NFL would agree to a non-NFL stadium, and 2) the Carrier Dome currently has an ice rink at the 50 for a minor league hockey game; no way that would be taken down by Monday.

That can't be right. Ford Field is indoors. How will the shirtless fat guys cheer on the Bills?

I was at the Bills home opener. "Want to help clear the Ralph?" is a valid question when it's 70 degrees, too.

Don't forget Foreman-Shavers on the undercard.

Election week and Thursday night? Seems like we need something which merges football and politics.

Holy shit - I got it without the reference (Spoiler Alert: old guy here). Nicely played.

Why the fuck is Goodell taking a selfie with the mascot?

Explorer: captured by natives. Bound and placed on ceremonial altar. Piled high with stones. Asphyxiated. Turned blue.

Pictured: personal conduct disciplinary guidelines.