Good stuff, as usual. Probably we should enjoy the games now; even the Washington Generals become tiresome after a while. I still think that Coach Baldrick is executing a cunning plan. I seem to recall reading that if the Lakers are one of the five worst teams this season, they get to keep their first-round draft…

Which one, please? I'm within driving distance.

Do we give Byron Scott any credit for tanking with an eye toward next year's draft? Or is this really his strategy for winning games?

Deplorable use of a tool as substitute for knowledge. Autocorrect should not be aloud.

I am shocked that the play didn't succeed, what with the Bills coverage team laughing so hard...

This one has been on the mp3 player since before iPods. RIP Jack Bruce.

I thought that guy died years ago. And Dickie V. looks like hell, too.

Inmates [rehearse welcome song]: My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...

This, plus knowing that the software was purchased from Tim Hortons.

Knucklehead; he walked into exactly the place where the Jets exist.

Clint Malarchuk: I call bullshit.

Umm, OK, but I was referring to cognoscenti.

Matheny had another chance to snub the baseball-twitter cognoscente

+1 genuis

Amazing that at the same time, you can hear the gunshots from Overland Park.

Every year at the Utica Boilermaker (15K), there is the same goofball 100 yards past the start line holding the same sign: "Cheer up - only 9.2 more miles to go!"

Or "Beck's"

"Ankle wrenching? That sounds like the WWF."

It's one of the things american sports own everybody else. No one mucks up their uniforms with ads and sponsors.

You had me until "anchovy". Anchovies are Satan's amuse-bouche.