He has options.

Where the hell does time go? I remember being in the audience for this:

User claims "my twitter account was hacked" in 3, 2, 1, ...

Those are your parents there in the second row, young man...

I'll take a suggestion on a good FL Riesling or Gewürztraminer. I have lived on the northern end of the Finger Lakes for over 40 years and haven't found one yet. Happy to be proven wrong...

Absolutely spot-on. Alsatian is a must. Save the Finger Lakes stuff for sanitizing the cat's claws.

Mrs. Feet once made a pork tenderloin with mustard sauce which was so friggin' good that I cancelled the divorce lawyer. I shit you not: augment this recipe with the right mustard sauce, and die of contentment.

I see what you did there.

Except for the catchers. It always amazes me how high the strike zone seemed to be. Barely a crouch at all.

OK, but why is Sally Struthers shown?

A pretty obscure reference for current events, but here you go:

Andy Reid: "Two priests, an imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar..."

I swear I was expecting M.T.A.

The only blues song to have exited the solar system...

Pretty sure I was in the audience for this. Also pretty sure that this was the moment I realized I couldn't play the guitar worth a damn...

Had a Cà phê sữa đá in Laos a couple of years back, and it smelled and tasted like month-old Durian.

Another 50 pounds and he'll be ready for the 30-year reunion next September.

Can't be PK. The guy in the photo is on his feet.

"awesome wine based mixed drinks made from real fruit juice!"

When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not.