No, he didn't. Which you would have known, had you read the post.

Also, the pies really suck. Buy the kid a cappuccino or something.

Bowlsby: Who is Mike Slive?

Matt isn't the only one pissed off. The Syracuse Chiefs' GM wants to know how the hell he's supposed to sell more than 13 tickets for a home game now.

If she is just making these up for a laugh, it's brilliant. If she isn't...

Sneer though you might, we had deep fried beer at the Texas state fair last year. It was as bad as you imagine.

Good for him! I'm so pleased that Scott is going the whole nine yards, because that is exactly what he got every time on 3rd and 12.

I don't know what year the pessimism overtook the optimism in what passes for my brain, but my initial reaction to the headline was: "This guy and 98% of all other sports reporters".

I really wish that Frito Lay would simply try to market here what they sell in other countries. It would be entertaining, to say the least. The have Lay's in Thailand and the most popular flavor, by some distance, is "Seaweed". Trailing a distant second is "Hot Chili Chicken".

+1 with left turn signal on.

Man, that coach is a control freak.

Not very lifelike. The Werth gnome caught the ball.

So it wasn't cheerleader tryouts?

Amen to you, sir. My local establishment offers 21 beers on tap; Boston Lager and 20 middling-to-crappy local/regional IPAs. For entertainment purposes I always like to ask the bartender-of-the-day for a dark beer, and am invariably offered an IPA.

My neighbors believe that Lone Star tastes like dog vomit. Whereas I know for a fact that it merely tastes like cat vomit. That's underrated enough for me.

Syracuse, NY: Syracuse University named top party school by Princeton review. Local sports talk radio: 3 straight hours on how this affects football recruiting. Someone lend me a hand grenade. Also, here:

...whoever Mogadishu's Mike Francesa is

Somehow, Peter King let it slip that he has a hall of fame vote. I never would have guessed.

No. No, it would not. But if you must be GF, then definitely go with the cornstarch. Gluten-free flour is worse than alcohol-free light beer.

Notes: Andy Schwarz wrote an excellent article on the NCAA and issues related to amateurism which was brilliantly meta-designed to filter out commenters with miniscule attention spans.