Silliness? We have nothing but.

Q.E.D: Quid Est Doloris

Apparently, position players have only been allowed to pitch in games that count since after the 2002 ASG.

+1 Burma-Shave.

Donatas was shouting "gais, gais!" but, sadly, the bartenders were native English speakers who just thought he was showing off.

He didn't. The work was validated as 4.2 minutes labor.

Nice! Now we can see him put his foot in his mouth frame-by-frame.

Fun fact: my local Tapas joint makes lamb tacos. Slow-cooked in red wine and rosemary, and unexpectedly good.

Give the guy a break, willya? His contributions are a GIFT to us all.

Those are Dexter Pittman's pasties she's wearing.

I did, and somehow the Doors' "The End" started playing on my mental soundtrack. Thanks.

Just terrible. +1

I've been to Perkins. He left off a zero.

Burying the lede. Buttler in for Prior.

Made my day. +1

Would love to see it, too, almost as much as I'd love to see how baseball would manage to screw it up. I visualize the commissioner's office, unable to choose which players to show, deciding to show 'em all. A snappy hour of "who's Charlie Osgood" between innings.

As Ernie knows from boyhood, there are no "gemis" in tournament play.

Dude from Paraguay is in landscape mode.

Loosely related: Worst center field camera angle in baseball.

Retro Tuesday anyone?