Tell her to use the sofa instead - it'll be a lot less lower back pain.

Turns out Ajax doesn't like Deadspin. You should be pleased...

Meh. Sidd Finch did it long before then.

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What's laser tag? Asks the guy who remembers when this was a new release.

In other words, he's doing what every single local news outlet in the country now does. Click, copy, paste to teleprompter. Sigh...where is our modern-day Gibbon to document all this?

Every time I see that picture I think that Conchita Wurst has finally shaved.

Is it at all possible for that "he gone" to be any more irritating?

Imagine the midpoint between Barry White and Alfalfa Switzer, and you're there.

+1 at least, for the memory. I swear to God, I sang my infant niece to sleep with "This Old Man" sung to the tune of "Summertime". Wine is inspirational stuff.

Very nice counterpoint; my +1 and CDN$2 will get you a Toronto Star. As I mentioned over there, I always find cheering for flags bemusing at best. Probably stems from my time in the U.K., when Englishmen would go nuts over a British victory whenever a Scot won an Olympic medal.

+1. Get rid of Jim Nabors and the milk and you have the perfect sporting event. I'll be there with bells on.

How the hell did you get a watery Blue Light for only 12 bucks during the playoffs?

Be reasonably assured that, like me, you're going to screw it up and make a godawful mess the first time you try to make hummus. But, persevere. The second and subsequent attempts will be a revelation, and way better than the storebought spackling paste you're accustomed to. Err on the side of more tahini. Err on the…

Hint: it doesn't have to be re-sealed. Tahini keeps, unrefrigerated, on the shelf for ages.

But you already have a book. Do something original for crissakes....

Well, that's just silly. What makes you think that these employees will be permanent?

Judge: Let's see, fish oil purports to reduce inflamation and you bought them from Yao? Case dismissed.

Erg in a shirt open to the navel. All Deadspin trembles...

Medium-core hockey fan and big Rangers fan over here, and for reasons which are hard to explain, I'd love to see a Canadian team in the finals. Probably has something to do with the passion for the sport up there. That, and the kick-ass national anthem. Unfortunately, if it were up to me, that Canadian team in the…