Young persons: improve your soul, willya? And get off my lawn.

I hear tuba music...

Really, it's the opposite of an argument for HGH. Injuries of this type are not uncommon in professional baseball and especially among speed pitchers. The reason we see so many of these injuries is because the act of pitching, at the highest level, already maximizes and pushes the upper limit of the human body's…

I was thinking about posting "Draft Resister", but that's just a little too corny and everyone hates Steppenwolf anyway. So be satisfied with the photo of your mother and me at :45.

Whoosh...

Who is Caitlin Kelly and why do we care?

I've driven in Russia a fair bit; always amusing to see seven wide on a 2-lane road. The 20 KPH is for the crosswalk, as is the speed bump. People there who step into any crosswalk always have the same facial expression that Wile E. Coyote had just prior to crossing the deserted highway.

Did one of those with my yoga group last month. There sure was a lot of new age handwaving, vaguely Sanskrit-sounding words, and BISS rationale. I think it boiled down to "eat vegan, avoid chemicals, and get plenty of rest". Toward the end I jokingly asked the group if anyone could recommend a good cleanse-friendly…

Yes.

Just the cheap, 4-sided household metal grater, on the finest side. I wonder if anyone uses a food processor, and whether that produces a good result.

RE: protection. When Mrs. Feet wants horseradish, her procedure is to hand me a horseradish root and a grater and bid me get busy. Best protection I've found so far is a pair of ski goggles. But as I discovered, you'll want the old style complete-seal-around-the-eyes version, and assuredly not the modern ones with…

Didn't bother. Instead I am eagerly awaiting the "How Many Pro Athletes Fathers Are Younger Than You" tool. Damn them.

While I applaud the commisioner's actions, I am mildly disappointed that I wasted time preparing a Barney Fife graphic for this evening's DUAN.

Pretty lame, putting the girlfriend in the front row...

Curious what the EPL/Football League all-time best turnaround would be. The one which leaps to mind (Old Guy Alert) is Ipswich Town winning the league in the same year they were promoted from the second division (1961-62).

Every wealthy octagenarian has at least one 20-something girlfriend with an IQ less than par golf. I think it's a rule.

He wouldn't have the stones and/or foolishness to show up at the arena now. Or would he?

Let's have fewer 20-year old girlfriends with an IQ less than par golf. And more of this:

"It sounds like a vigorous, strenuous anti-union campaign that employers often employ when they're determined to defeat unionization efforts," said Fred Feinstein.

It hardly seems fair that the Patriots get a bye in week 16 and week 17.