Oh boy oh boy - Deadspin editors: your next duty is obvious.

I really want to know how his Dad has a Heisman vote.

I'm guessing that what you'll hear from them is the sound of crickets chirping late at night...

Thanks to Dan and the Deadspin team. I consider this a public service.

I know, but permit me some wishful thinking...

Absent of the ideal announcement that the hall is to be razed and re-established under sane guidlines, I profess myself pleased at the next-best-outcome. Yes, that's right, people can finally shut up about Morris and Mattingly.

If it's 'ignored' and 'not a serious topic' then why come out after retirement?

Cash is in it for them. I would imagine that very few young men in that position think of the scholarship as a cash equivalent.

Only working on his throwing motion half time. The other half, he's polishing up his grammar and mannerisms with Berman.

BCS pre-game: Your boy Tebow just said that Florida State will win because of "leadership in the fourth quarter". Not skill, or physical ability, or execution, or, ..., oh, right...

I wore 23 because of Calvin Murphy. Crap...

What was the over/under on number of shirtless Green Bay fans?

If you lived near any of the Finger Lakes wineries in my neighborhood, you'd realize that spitting is your best possible option.

"Disenfranchised stoners" - I would LOVE to borrow that phrase for work as it describes a high percentage of my colleagues. And reminds me that the last time I was stoned, lo those many years ago [sob], it was to this:

Reading this at 2 PM on the 3rd, so the day is already screwed. Can I start tomorrow?

Sugar and spice and everything nice...

RE: Pop Tarts. I once ate a MCI cinnamon nut roll, circa 1964, in 1983. Did me no harm that I can recall. But for some reason, my wife thinks that it Explains Everything.

...which reminds me. Few things are as good as homemade horseradish. However, when the wife wants horseradish she hands me a horseradish root and a grater, and bids me go to it. Tried once to do the task wearing my ski goggles, but the damned things have vents under the eyes - purportedly to let moisture out - and…

Castillo Silver. Inexpensive, and surprisingly good.

Best wishes to all of you who are traveling this holiday season and, specifically for you, I offer the Greatest Single Ever (if you're over 50). Now boarding all zones...