For me, the tiresome part is the relatively modern idea that somehow there has to be an instant running-commentary-and-pronouncement on everything, lest there be enough dead space to take in the full game. Which is why I waited 13 minutes before posting this. And now, all you yung kids get off of my lawn...

Never to ten, from what I can tell...

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- Fred Savage, folding up cardboard house

...and if one more person blathers on about the number of opening day starts, then I'm getting up on the roof with a rifle.

You shouldn't speak ill of the deceased. [...] Oh, right...

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Oh man, you win the week. +1

22, actually

+1. Day made.

Worst belly dancing since "Walk Like an Egyptian".