Your typing skills are doing feminism no favors. #stayinschool

The comedy rule is three. You posted four times. But it wasn't funny the first time. Go back to bed.

Zipadelli, Stewart's race team manager, just changed course at a NASCAR press conference.

You know what's dumber than someone typing in ALL CAPS? People who are outraged or shocked when someone who chooses to drive at insane speeds for a living ends up perishing in a violent demise. I mean, who could possibly have seen something like this coming?

"The only sequel to meet the expectations of the original is The Empire Strikes Back," Carmel said in the interview...

No question you're from Florida.

Testicular cancer is SO much worse than breast cancer, too. But I'm not endorsing either.

In June, I saw NeNe Leakes perform in Cirque Du Soleil's Zumanity.

What's The Matter With CrossFit?

Pic or it didn't happen.

Fixed that for ya.

If Robocop was low budget, then with a $9M budget, Number Five is still alive.

Needs more sugar.

Russia: keeping the mullet alive since 1984.

How do you think Godzilla got around so easily?

Article misses a crucial point: one must be okay with eating cold or reheated pizza for this to make any sense. I am, but I know there are purists who would scoff at the idea.

I think you can change it to "official" now.

"It's impossible to live up to everyone's expectations. There will always be people—no matter what we say or how we treat them—that will judge us."
- Gawker Department of Redundancy Department

Beat to the dead carcass of this movie by a Vulture. How appropriate.

http://www.vulture.com/2014/02/realit…

You do realize that a photo isn't fake simply because some asshat made up a story about it, right? #derp