“Will someone please settle this? In a Rolls Royce Corniche, the bar opens from left to right, not right to left, doesn’t it?”

“we’re too busy obsessing over the Kardashians or something)”

I'm sorry no one has ever told you you have beautiful eyes.

This thing you don't need is affordable, so why not buy it and never use it?

This thing you don't need is affordable, so why not buy it and never use it?

Worst. Comedian. EVER.

Robert Patrick, original T-1000, wasn't on a single official poster. The end.

You should feel the same sense of accomplishment Stan and Kyle felt when they finally reached one million points on Guitar Hero.

When did you guys hire Matt Drudge to manage the Gawker feed? #classy

Gurl, you so two thousand and late.

If by “entertaining,” you mean “inferior and unnecessary.”

And the rest is history...

Seriously, honey. Natural beauties don’t need to apply makeup with a trowel. (Another Palin similarity.)

Meh. Needs more cunt punting.

"Literal" flames? #derp

Yes, let's all defer to the unknown hack gossip blogger to determine who is a good singer.

(Side note: have always been annoyed by Mariah, so here's a giant FUCK YOU for making me defend her. She doesn't sound bad here. At. All. If you were 1/10 as good at judging singing talent as you are producing vapid click-bait,…

After he was deemed "uncool" by Anderson Cooper for appearing on the cover of an animal magazine...

Road kill.

You know what's worse than a clichéd headline? An article with no interesting content.

It would appear you've just welcomed me to one.