Its people made these choices over the past 100 year.

Girlfriendzoning is...the word for the pining blame men place on women for their own unrequited feelings, or for how some men completely lose interest in women as people once it's clear she's not interested in them sexually.

Ugh. All the guys in PIP were quivering limpdicks. JAKE RYAN 4EVER.

So, just to clarify, numbers 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 11 - over half of these photos - aren't, in fact, "Totally Fake." #derpheadline

"Sounds like a Tuesday," said every gay man online ever.

Fixed that for ya.

Could "dully" not mean "dually?"

Some have even sucked me off so THAT was always the wild thing, the straight guys giving me head.

If you're average adult size and onboard any aircraft, you are most likely violating someone's space. Unless, of course, you naturally stand less than two feet away from seated complete strangers with your crotch in their face.

So you got seated next to someone grumpy who said nothing even remotely related to your size or weight, and the subtext in your head is "You are fat?" This says infinitely more about you and your own psychoses than anyone else.

Although personally, in regards to my dogs, I say, "She's a rescue," considering the amount of shelter dogs that are quite literally rescued by their owners from being put down, I have absolutely no problem hearing someone use the phrase "I rescued a dog."

(They know. They TOTALLY know.)

Every time I see a toy version of ANY breed I want to punch the person who bought it...

I feel the same way about The Godfather and Terminator.

I have a new drag name: Graphene Sheath.

It's the most hilarious movie-going experience since some other fictional non-movie-going situation? This is some of the best writing since all those skydivers survived those two colliding planes.

I'm pretty sure your point was that it's wrong to make sweeping generalizations about all teenagers today... Right before you made a sweeping generalization about teenagers in all of history.

(Technically, his/her downfall is being 100% self-contradicting, but six of one/half a dozen of the other.)