"Have teenagers literally ever in history been humble and sensitive?"

"But just like most teenagers in 2013 have never ridden on a train, forget the metaphorical etiquette train, statistically they've never been to a funeral either."

I commend you for your concession, and your lack of the usual vitriol that tends to accompany these types of disagreements in comments sections.

You need to look more closely: one of the bikers starts yanking on his door which causes him to take off going over one of the bikers.

"...when I saw the video the first encounter didn't seem that dangerous until he ran over the bikers."

What's with this new combining posts crap? It's like plastic surgery for blogs: might look better, but ultimately just superficial and unnecessary. But I guess adding each post's page views together to present inflated numbers to advertisers is kind of like the blogging equivalent of Rich's implication that Chen's…

Yes, because if there is even one unsolved murder in a city, no other law should be enforced. Wisdom from Texas, where they give you two first names.

Gawker headline: "8-Year-Old Shot and Killed Caregiver After Playing Grand Theft Auto"

You're totally missing an important one: "My girlfriend reads Jezebel... and takes it seriously."