Well, we know that his takes will be wide-left.

We’ll allow punters, but FUCK PLACEKICKERS.

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

I feel sorry for those Mount Union guys.

“But I don’t have to stay here like you.”

Or don’t vote. A vote for evil is never wise.

It’ll be Trump vs Clinton. There is NO wise choice to make. America is screwed.

Go take this shit somewhere else. Who are you to say Hillary is less evil. #vincefoster

Or you could vote for a third party you actually believe in.

Shut the fuck up

Hillary is all good, trust this dude. LMAOLMAOLMAO

When did Trump insult gays? I missed that

So you are saying you are willing to vote for evil?

The WCF may as well be called the Finals, and the Series against the Cavs will be the Kellogg’s Tour of Basketball Champions

Dude isn’t the same off he roids, he’ll freshen up before the finals.

In fairness, Djokovic, Nadal and Federer are all much better tennis players than Andy Murray.

Based on the amount of times he’s fallen to Djokovic, Nadal and Federer you’d think somebody was making money off of that.

Word has it that Manning is too high brow to offer Roethlisberger some HGH, but that is exactly where the high brow came from.

Torn ligaments? I guess you might say his shoulder is in less than Burfict shape.

Boris: What's this?