OH.... I thought we were referencing his well-known generosity and community service, and that picking up a $64,000 tab for his players sounds like the sort of kind-hearted act that Coach Reid could believably do. Thank goodness you were here to show me that there was a joke in that comment, along with an unspoken…

Of course a $64,000 dinner tab is fake. Everyone knows Andy Reid doesn't coach the Eagles anymore.

That's good too see. Hopefully one day Anthony Bennett will also be able to sort out his problems with the game.

McDonagh is better than Subban. I'd also throw Keith, Pietrangelo, and Seabrook in that mix with those other names.

My heart breaks for you, Sean. I can practically hear your resigned sigh every time you click "submit" on one of your post.

I guess that makes this the first case where Windows would actually help a computer run better.

Except Thibs would run Westbrook and Durant into the ground in the regular season with his "EVERY GAME IS GAME SEVEN OF THE FINALS" attitude and they would be promptly knocked out in the first or second round.

I don't agree. The Thunder has better talent than the Spurs and got waxed. The Heat don't just have overwhelming talent — they have one of the greatest players in the history of the game and a first-ballot SG and still almost lost last year. Living in Chicago, I see what difference a great coach makes — the Bulls have…

This is why you rest your stars during the regular season.

That tan might put Henrik over the top, but Patrick Sharp has to be right up there.

I like Jezebel as much as the next self identified cis male. However, I think fat as an adjective for a rotund NBA player in the context of how it applies to his game is less than full fledged body shaming.

I figure the Rangers' best chance to win is Chicago, since NYR has the advantage in net and in center depth. But have to think the Blackhawks and Kings are both much, much better than anyone in the East.

I found someone better looking...

Honest question- Is there a better looking dude on earth than Henrik? I mean seriously, look at this motherfucker! I'm not even mad.

Maybe he just really hates sororities.

You'll notice that the title of the post is not Most Ideologically Upstanding "Pizza"-Claimants. Science cares not whether Chicago-style deep-dish pizza meets some definition of the word "pizza." Science cares only that it is a tastier and more satisfying foodstuff than all the other ones listed here.

You live in Cleveland. You should be happy to drink anything with alcohol in it.

Old Style is wonderfully poor. Go Cubs.

I was hoping someone would stick up for Old Style.

Yuengling is the biggest overrated, piece of crap beer in the world. Us midwestern folk hear about it and are like "Whoa, they have Yuengling! I've heard so many loud ass holes from the east coast yell about it, should be awesome!" Then you realize that loud ass holes from the east coast part and realize "man, those…