Right on par with his election takes

Hoosier one phone call?

“Don’t vote for a smug, profane egomaniac.”

Kroenke might be getting all the headlines, but I imagine the Yzmae family is actually behind this nefarious plot

I read this as “the jets swept the locker room for insects because it was full of shit” didn't realize until the comments.

When were you when Jery Kill retires?

Don’t let the abundance of Gold on the back of our jerseys fool you, actual people on Chicago aren't doing too well.

“He shoved the Rolex up his ass...”

Ah, the Bernie Mac Memorial death knell

Yeah, but we can force a few turno... uh, shit, well, we have an amazing return ga... goddamnit. Well, y’know, we’ll....

Give us some goddamn credit, we have one of the 10 best kickers in NFL history. It’ll be 55-3.

“which I am so sure that they’re going to make that I’m not even going to bother with qualifying weasel words”

Good luck burning down a course built over a giant pool

Is it really a shock that the best players are the ones who have been in the league the longest? If you’d asked the same question in 2007 or 2000 you’d have about the same ratio of vets to younger guys in the “Top 10.”

Tony Womack

Found the patriots fan

We already know it'll be Jets first, then Vikings.

That's not a foul unless the shooter's name rhymes with Blwyane Blade

It actually used to be

This is what good journalism looks like, dude. Like it or not MLS is corrupt as fuck and these guys are just doing their job of reporting it. If you don't like it, try Buzzfeed.