Tell that to Wade Boggs

At least the Jets are kind of funny

this article is dumb as dogshit. I remember when deadspin used to be actual journalism.

Say "it's smarmy and dumb" a bunch more times and I'll bet people will start agreeing with you, bro.

Come on, Fundies, the only god whose anger keeps Durant from succeeding is Lil B the Based God.

Blatant favoritism by the Ginger Hammer

You're right, but most recently a great (esp. Heisman-Winning) one-year performance, specifically Cam Newton's in 2011, was Proof enough to the Panthers that he was the right guy at number one, and while he hasn't been perfect it definitely appears to have been the right move. Obviously there's a big difference…

Somebody should tell the Panthers

5th down

+1'ed but Long was one of the league's best guards this season

Ways to spell Chris, Ranked.

Pretty sure you're thinking of Sam Adams.

8th; 19th here

Found him

You can only buy vowels, anyways.

Yeah, I noticed that, this can't be real.

Steve Young's a Mormon, I don't think he can say "dick."