Much better than the George Michael Sports Machine

Dan Gilbert: What if I put a remote-controlled fart machine under our coach’s seat?

Much like your city, the video has been disabled and is better viewed from elsewhere.

For the Warriors fans planning on making the trip to flyover country for games 3 and 4 (and game 6 if necessary hahahaha who am I kidding I’m going to go drink) please check out this video showing some of the highlights of Cleveland:

If the Cavs win the title the trophy engraving should be in Comic Sans.

I’m not going out into the woods to make a fort with my bare hands without a cooler of ice cold beer. Ok let’s be honest, I’m not going out in the woods at all, just give me a beer.

I went through this phase in college. Only thing I ever made though was bongs.

US-backed (Obama), right-wing coup in Brazil which has installed a ‘white minority’ government ruling over a black-majority population.

I am Brazilian and I resent the description of Brazil as a banana republic. Banana republics don’t deserve to be offended and denigrated like that by being compared to our shitty country.

Dear IOC,

“I never claimed to be ‘John Baron.’”

“I never said six!”

Nice effort to comb over the video, but in the end TNT will brush it under the rug.

I think you misunderstood. This guy threatening your life is actually a sincere cry out for a discussion about ethics in gaming journalism.

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

His right heel never leaves the ice, and his left heel leaves it because, you know, skating.

“I was never a Penguin. I think. Where am I? I like pudding.” - Eric Lindros

Are they planning on driving the empties to Michigan to collect a dime instead of a nickel?

That’s just your fault for not realizing your potential though. Simba was just gonna spend his days as a total lazybutt and letting the Pridelands fall to ruin until Mufasa told him “Remember who you are”. So your mom had the right idea.