Yet, I’m sure this great excercisor of the 1st Amendment believes it’s appalling to kneel for the Anthem. JFC.

Given that Tom Perez is under investigation, and my personal choice, Julian Castro, was recently accused of violating the Hatch Act, who did that leave her with? Elizabeth Warren? We need her in the Senate, and even if we didn’t, her replacement would be chosen by a Republican. Ditto Corey Booker.

I will not apologize or back down from speaking my truth.

It’s the other way around. Take your chances with her than Trump. Hillary is not perfect, and is a lying sack of shit politician, just like all politicians.

For the sake of our children, Roger Goodell must stop this Michael Bay influenced Entourage sports knockoff. Not the litany of domestic violence, long term brain trauma, suicides, and rape culture associated with the NFL, but rather a 26 minute HBO series that will likely be canceled by this time next year.

I would imagine there's going to be a fair amount of cargo shorts in attendance.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

The firings will continue until morale improves.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Always masturbation truthers

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

Hand jobs are awesome, and if you think they’re just for teenagers, it’s because your woman (or man) has got no skills.

+1 Putting the dick in pendantic

Hey, nothing wrong with an old fashioned every once in a while.

+1 RIM shot

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. I remember this every time I see someone who still has a blackberry.

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

I think Sprewell showed that Warriors players do in fact have a history of grabbing things by the throat.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.