Yet, I’m sure this great excercisor of the 1st Amendment believes it’s appalling to kneel for the Anthem. JFC.

Given that Tom Perez is under investigation, and my personal choice, Julian Castro, was recently accused of violating the Hatch Act, who did that leave her with? Elizabeth Warren? We need her in the Senate, and even if we didn’t, her replacement would be chosen by a Republican. Ditto Corey Booker.

I will not apologize or back down from speaking my truth.

It’s the other way around. Take your chances with her than Trump. Hillary is not perfect, and is a lying sack of shit politician, just like all politicians.

For the sake of our children, Roger Goodell must stop this Michael Bay influenced Entourage sports knockoff. Not the litany of domestic violence, long term brain trauma, suicides, and rape culture associated with the NFL, but rather a 26 minute HBO series that will likely be canceled by this time next year.

I would imagine there's going to be a fair amount of cargo shorts in attendance.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

Won’t somebody please think of the billable hours?

Not by any definition is that true, but thanks for parroting the mindless talking points of those who smear strong women who don’t know their place.

HOLY SHIT, PETER THIEL’S LAWYER IS GONNA BE FUCKING BUSY!!!

The firings will continue until morale improves.

I dunno. It’s like that (probably apocryphal) story about the fan who told Raymond Chandler that the movies had ruined his novels, and then he pointed to a stack of his books and said, “What do you mean? They’re all right here.”

Obviously Matt knows that. His point is that nothing that happens today can ruin your childhood. Yes, current things can alter the memories you have as a childhood or force you to see them differently, but it’s not like you didn’t still enjoy Ghostbusters. Nothing can take that away. And if seeing a new movie with…

I am going to go to the adult movie theater using my adult money with my adult wife while driving my adult car this weekend.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Always masturbation truthers

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

Hand jobs are awesome, and if you think they’re just for teenagers, it’s because your woman (or man) has got no skills.

Hey, nothing wrong with an old fashioned every once in a while.