So you’re saying we should expect him to buy the Cleveland Browns next, right?

If your drinking doesn’t have a 30% chance of killing you, then you’re *definitely* half-assing it.

I assume Drew’s tux will be white, so as to match his Steph Curry shoes.

Two snaps up, even.

So the Cavaliers victory parade doesn’t count?

Hey, look, your publication (by way of another author, to be fair) agrees! http://gizmodo.com/frank-gehry-is…

Question: can we still punch you in the face? Asking for a friend...

“Del...Della...Del... Dellavadon’t work here anymore!”

Wow, a HAWT TAEK WAR that doesn’t involve Burneko... unexpected.

Settle down there, Mr. Gossage.

I’m disappointed that a guy who looks so much like Freddie Mercury doesn’t sound like him. (I mean, Freddie Mercury with greasy, dyed-black hair, but still...)

I know what I’m expecting:

So, basically, you want the NBA All-Star Game???

Kind of a chicken-egg thing, don’t you think?

Are we ever NOT asking for googly-eye’d GIFs???

Holy shit, Brandon Knight... he’s prime Remember Some Guys material.

Duh, the magic land of passive-aggressive nice-guy pussy-manbabies.

1. Nobody can ‘force’ you to go to parties for their kids. Don’t go. I mean, really.

So, basically, you’re Kurt Rambis IRL?

Seriously, would have made this even better. “Aahn now wee going to crush dees mahterfacking can.”