So you’re saying we should expect him to buy the Cleveland Browns next, right?

If your drinking doesn’t have a 30% chance of killing you, then you’re *definitely* half-assing it.

I assume Drew’s tux will be white, so as to match his Steph Curry shoes.

Two snaps up, even.

So the Cavaliers victory parade doesn’t count?

Question: can we still punch you in the face? Asking for a friend...

“Del...Della...Del... Dellavadon’t work here anymore!”

Wow, a HAWT TAEK WAR that doesn’t involve Burneko... unexpected.

Settle down there, Mr. Gossage.

I’m disappointed that a guy who looks so much like Freddie Mercury doesn’t sound like him. (I mean, Freddie Mercury with greasy, dyed-black hair, but still...)

I know what I’m expecting:

So, basically, you want the NBA All-Star Game???

Kind of a chicken-egg thing, don’t you think?

Holy shit, Brandon Knight... he’s prime Remember Some Guys material.

Duh, the magic land of passive-aggressive nice-guy pussy-manbabies.

1. Nobody can ‘force’ you to go to parties for their kids. Don’t go. I mean, really.

So, basically, you’re Kurt Rambis IRL?

Yeah, but seriously, Draymond Green can get fucked. I hope Timofey Mozgov breaks his arm off.

I was hoping for that.

This is like debating what kind of dogshit you’d rather be forced to eat.