I was expecting Steven Adams to RKO Green once the game was over.

<Makes jerkoff motion with hand>

Red TT with a black top always gets a nice price!

He looks like he just fed off the neck of a new recruit.

Fuck off man. Is Juan-Pablo Montoya an “F1 reject” too? By your definition it would seem so. You and everyone else with half a brain cell KNOWS he was kicked from Manor due to sponsorship money. He’s a very skilled driver and completely deserves this win. Fantastic for Indy, too. Now again...

He got kicked from thr F1 seat for lack of money, not lack of talent.

That WAS Florence Henderson. She was the Grand Marshall but sings America the Beautiful before the race each year.

That was one of the worst I’ve heard recently. I was wondering it was intentional because is his style of singing or is he really that bad?

MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD! THAT’S KLAY THOMPSON’S MUSIC!

Huffing spray paint takes are the best takes.

Burneko is shitfaced but not wrong.

Why bother when your mom does it so much better?

Bullshit. Publisher’s Clearinghouse is a well known front for drug and gun running. I’ve got a cousin in law enforcement who told me. In fact, many people in the know think Ed was actually Carlos the Jackal.

I think we should all take a moment, gather our thoughts, and immediately start jumping to conclusions using whatever stereotypes come to mind. Considering it’s a nice day out let’s also engage in a pointlessly hostile debate on gun control.

Dallas News is reporting he got shot kicking down two doors to an apartment that wasn’t his in the middle of the night:

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

Go back to bed, Katie.

I guarantee that you will make that money back many times over by lowered health care costs throughout your lifetime and increased productivity, so that’s pretty cool.