I am Brazilian and I resent the description of Brazil as a banana republic. Banana republics don’t deserve to be offended and denigrated like that by being compared to our shitty country.

Dear IOC,

“I never claimed to be ‘John Baron.’”

“I never said six!”

Nice effort to comb over the video, but in the end TNT will brush it under the rug.

I think you misunderstood. This guy threatening your life is actually a sincere cry out for a discussion about ethics in gaming journalism.

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

His right heel never leaves the ice, and his left heel leaves it because, you know, skating.

“I was never a Penguin. I think. Where am I? I like pudding.” - Eric Lindros

Are they planning on driving the empties to Michigan to collect a dime instead of a nickel?

That’s just your fault for not realizing your potential though. Simba was just gonna spend his days as a total lazybutt and letting the Pridelands fall to ruin until Mufasa told him “Remember who you are”. So your mom had the right idea.

When my mom dropped me off for school everyday as a kid, the last thing she’d say was, “Remember who you are.” And I never did anything as cool as what Curry did last night. So I guess you have to be more than average for that to matter. Thanks for nothing, Mom.

I was expecting Steven Adams to RKO Green once the game was over.

<Makes jerkoff motion with hand>

Red TT with a black top always gets a nice price!

He looks like he just fed off the neck of a new recruit.

Fuck off man. Is Juan-Pablo Montoya an “F1 reject” too? By your definition it would seem so. You and everyone else with half a brain cell KNOWS he was kicked from Manor due to sponsorship money. He’s a very skilled driver and completely deserves this win. Fantastic for Indy, too. Now again...

He got kicked from thr F1 seat for lack of money, not lack of talent.

That WAS Florence Henderson. She was the Grand Marshall but sings America the Beautiful before the race each year.