That was one of the worst I’ve heard recently. I was wondering it was intentional because is his style of singing or is he really that bad?

MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD! THAT’S KLAY THOMPSON’S MUSIC!

Huffing spray paint takes are the best takes.

Burneko is shitfaced but not wrong.

Why bother when your mom does it so much better?

Bullshit. Publisher’s Clearinghouse is a well known front for drug and gun running. I’ve got a cousin in law enforcement who told me. In fact, many people in the know think Ed was actually Carlos the Jackal.

I think we should all take a moment, gather our thoughts, and immediately start jumping to conclusions using whatever stereotypes come to mind. Considering it’s a nice day out let’s also engage in a pointlessly hostile debate on gun control.

Dallas News is reporting he got shot kicking down two doors to an apartment that wasn’t his in the middle of the night:

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

Go back to bed, Katie.

Where is our Nick Denton courtroom Crying Jordan? Pretty sure I can get Mr. Wood some funding.

“What I wouldn’t give for a scandal about a spring game entertainment rider right about now.”

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

One is an ugly, smelly, attracts flies, dissolves in the rain, and no one wants to touch it. The other you can clean out of your yard with a pooper scooper.

I’m still researching those differences.

its 650 miatas isnt it?

Can we get one of these explaining the differences between a Citation and a pile of crap?

I guarantee that you will make that money back many times over by lowered health care costs throughout your lifetime and increased productivity, so that’s pretty cool.