See? Who says they aren’t real football players?

Near where I used to live is a place called Pizza Party that has a “Belly Buster Challenge” which involves eating a pizza that’s 20” across. It’s a pretty legit challenge (reigning champion at the time was Joey Chestnut).
One evening my mother-in-law is visiting from out of town and her and my wife have a girl’s night…

Public defenders usually have 90-120 clients at any given time. They give a shit, or they wouldn’t be working there. But it’s literally impossible for them to devote this kind of attention to each client. If that pisses you off, you should contact your representatives to allocate more funds and hire more public…

The arresting officer, meanwhile, was sentenced to a year of watching the 76ers.

This was the most disgusting thing to come out of a Hasselbeck’s mouth since the last airing of Fox & Friends.

I wat Drew to join the Class. It’ll spawn a whole new series of posts.

(The last time Canadians burned themselves this bad with an ill considered foray they were playing Germany in Dieppe)

CrownRoyal22:

That was......

Both were supposed to come back this week, but were set back when their medication kept disappearing from their lockers.

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

Every time I found myself cheering on the Cubs, TBS would cut to some hellhole Chicago bar full of asshole fans, and I’d be like “Oh yeah, that’s why I root against this team.”

God wilbon will be insufferable about this.

The one game wild card is perfect for a team like the Cubs when you have Arrieta. It worked out perfect for us. But still... How could you not be against this playoff system? 2 of the best 3 teams in baseball had to have a 1 game playoff to see who “earns” a right to play in a playoff series? The Pirates might be the…

Dammit, it’s October, 2015 and we still have to deal with this shit. Eventually, people will stop making jokes and laughing about a very cruel and serious subject. I, like many people who comment on this website, can’t stand hot takes; but in this particular situation I’d much rather read a strongly worded, over the…

Stop trying to make yacht rock a thing.

Here are pictures of Roy Hibbert before, and then directly after he gets slapped.

Yeah, but it’s sort of like Don Henley vs the record companies - there’s nobody I want to root for.