And 70 years from now we’ll all be dead. Really makes u think.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Sabathia: [drinks brown liquid out of paper cup]

Eh, Philadelphians just love to steal and beat the shit out of trash. Just ask HitchBOT.

Pretty sure Bin Laden destroyed baseball by introducing “God Bless America” into the 7th inning stretch.

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This nine-minute video—which feels so much shorter than that

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

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Well, colour me surprised.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

Did he get a big hit in a game, or did he separate his shoulders swatting away the villagers’ torches and pitchforks?

Bills fans are amazing in that they’re long suffering and yet I don’t think they’ve suffered nearly enough.

They’re giving out practice squad trophies in Miami no wonder the team is bad at football they’ve been coddled and hugged and told they were special by their handlers and personal assistants in my day the only personal assistant a quarterback had was his conscience and if any scrub player picked him off in practice,…

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

did they make Joe fly all the way back to the United States, or did they at least let him get a free European vacation out of the deal

Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh, look like AFC contenders

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.