Going back and watching “The Living Daylights” with the obvious “Based on Bin Laden” character leading the Mujahideen in Afghanistan against the soviets.

Man, where’s the laser-guided bomb strike when you need it??

Twitter: the preferred medium of morons and assholes all around the world.

Man, Chris Bosh will always be a player

True. But in fairness, Simmons is awful (in front of a camera, anyway).

Ah yes, ye olde Ford Gloryhole.

Q: is she complaining that dude should have come after her earlier? Also, screaming aside, the way she takes that hit she makes Joey Batts look like a punk-ass-bitch.

Finland wasn’t a target at all - though there were targets just over the border in the (then) Soviet Union.

Why does Finland get half nuked while Sweden and Norway get to go about their usual business.

Hot Take: Apocalypse Now is, aside from a few iconic scenes, a self-indulgent pile of coked-up, pretentious garbage.

This is literally the best thing ever in the entire history of mankind.

So you didn’t read the article, eh? The targets are from the US Air Force’s Strategic Air Command list of targets in the Soviet Union and eastern bloc countries - in 1956.

This is the only possible correct answer (and I’m in the same boat as HighlySelassie).

I’m going to blame your take on the “death of the hot take” article the other day.

My first thought:

I’m sure the tide will turn back eventually.

is this just more grandstanding bullshit?

Wow, I’d never heard of Vineyard Vines before - holy douchenozzle!

GRONKPORN? I can’t even...