I bet Chip always wants to be the red checkers.

I dunno man, I can think of a few faces that could use some punching:

That’s Jesus as in the Spanish, “hay-SOOS” pronunciation, si?

In a just world, that fuckface would be required to continue his brain-dead campaign (and all of the insult that comes with it) based on a video diagnosis delivered by Harry Reid on the floor of the Senate.

Nah, he’s just showing Pap that it’s way better to choke someone out with a bat than with your hands.

What about the Peyton Manning Teabag Experience??

She’ll do what all other wastes of space in her position do: consulting. And she’ll make more in a month than I will this decade.

Made this for you, Drew.

It’s a mystery the world may never solve...

I’m looking forward to his Final Solution to your Gametime Hunger!

Be fair now - he gave Papa John the reach-around, too.

Speaking of shitty hot takes...

Nah, you’re just a pearl-clutching middle-aged white person (in spirit, anyway).

Was the radio host Tennessee mom?

Personally, I’m even more intrigued by the odd placement of the exclamation point.

Thanks to the firewall here at work I can’t see the video. So I’ll just leave this.

I don’t know whether millenials should ‘get over’ Bernie Sanders, but they should definitely get off my lawn.

Looks about right