She’ll do what all other wastes of space in her position do: consulting. And she’ll make more in a month than I will this decade.

Made this for you, Drew.

It’s a mystery the world may never solve...

I’m looking forward to his Final Solution to your Gametime Hunger!

Be fair now - he gave Papa John the reach-around, too.

Speaking of shitty hot takes...

Nah, you’re just a pearl-clutching middle-aged white person (in spirit, anyway).

Was the radio host Tennessee mom?

Personally, I’m even more intrigued by the odd placement of the exclamation point.

Thanks to the firewall here at work I can’t see the video. So I’ll just leave this.

I don’t know whether millenials should ‘get over’ Bernie Sanders, but they should definitely get off my lawn.

Looks about right

It depends: what sort of things do you normally do to make other people uncomfortable while sitting on the crapper?

Jackson is just working on how to word things:

On the one hand, while I don’t care for most modern pop music (or at least whatever qualifies as “popular” these days), I think it’s dumb to have dumb aging rock stars do these things (like wheeling out the two remaining members of The Who in their wheelchairs a few years back); on the other hand, big-event-halftime…

Shit on Sting all you like (truly he deserves it, in so many ways, for so many reasons) but leave the fucking Police alone!

RE: Aussie Rules Grand Final Halftime Sprint (good god that’s a mouthful) - WTF, do they not have high definition in Australia? What kind of cretins expect me to watch something in 480p?? BARBARISM!

Much visor.

I am sorely disappointed at the lack of masturbation jokes in here.