So.... POWER BOTTOM, then??

And the spiders in the forest are scary.

At this point, I’d wager he’s pretty tired...

He’s the cranky old man Kornheiser wishes he could be.

LOL.

My complete indifference to LCD Soundsystem aside, this is great - can’t believe I’ve never heard it before.

I may hate the target demographic, but I just find LCD Soundsystem’s music to be bland and boring.

This is exactly how I feel. I’ve never understood how people get so amped up for their music when it does absolutely nothing for me (I find it sooooo bland), but to each their own!

[Slow clap] Subtle trolling is the best trolling.

SEC football fans =/= people who actually went to those schools.

Terminator Salvation equals at least a dozen bad movies... that is seriously one of the worst piles of shit I’ve ever sat through, and Bale himself is a large part of why it’s so fucking awful.

Black olives are disgusting, and anytime someone bites into a slice of pizza littered with miniature olive tires, I am at a loss.

Well, if there’s one thing that’s for sure, it’s that this gig sucks.

why would Manning ... even have HGH prescribed for cervical fusion and decompression procedures?

I just imagine sad Eli sitting by himself, alone. At Chuck E Cheese’s.

The Joe Flaccos of Pud-dom.

Dude is Ryan Leaf 2.0

NBA fan, eh?

More like More Miserables, amirite???

WAIT. Are you saying it’s hard to maintain a good working relationship with someone who sucks at their job AND makes it impossible to do yours well? I’m SHOCKED.