Dean Pees is an even more juvenilely entertaining name, as per the above convo, than Jack Del Rio.

For as much as you all (rightfully) shit on ESPN, why is it that your only recent college bball post is about Ben Simmons slam dunks, mostly done in garbage time, in a game his team lost? On the whole, who fucking cares? This guy has a slim chance of maybe being a good NBA player some day, but there are dozens of more…

Not really - neither drugs nor a mobility scooter were involved.

This take is so hot it burned off my eyebrows.

Don’t you mean Jig?

Everyone is missing the important thing here: we get to revel in the misery of Indiana fans.

Ahh yes, that ever-popular late 90’s/early 00’s hairstyle, the “ugly circumcised penis”.

I went to the Vet once in the 80’s. Man was that place a shithole. The old Boston Garden was, too, but at least that place had some history and something like uniqueness.

+1 THE Ohio State Football

GODDAMNIT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

I don’t have any good jokes, just the story about my brother delivering his second son in the front seat of his car in the parking lot of the hospital because: 1) my sister-in-law hates hospitals, and 2) thinks she knows better than anyone and thus was in denial about being in labor until right before the delivery…

What about that douchenozzle who not only goes through the unnecessary effort of making his own pho, but also uses zucchini in place of rice noodles? SHITTY TAEK CONFIRMED.

Respected and significant, no doubt, but “much-loved”??? By whom, himself?

This is great. Magic, even.

Sistene Chapel pic or GTFO

Well for one I use an adblocker so I rarely see any of that stuff. Regardless, doesn’t disprove my point in any way. (Also, why would I ever visit HuffPo, it’s a garbage click bait content listicle farm - fuck them.)

You also forgot getting hit by a bus. SMDH.

I’m referring more to books and other garbage like that; go to Breitbart or any other right-wing ‘news’/political/infotainment site, and you’ll see a lot of the same thing - sidebar and pop-up ads selling all kinds of snake oil and other garbage that’s very clearly targeted toward the paranoid crowd that visits those…

Wait, wait, wait - Trump is clearly setting himself up for his post-presidential-run life, which is going to be selling Trump branded crap to the mouth-foaming legion that hangs on his every putrid utterance.

Sorry, but if you live near an Asian market where you can easily obtain all of the required ingredients, then you almost certainly live near a place where you can go spend $6 for an obscenely huge bowl of pho and save yourself the ridiculous amount of effort required to make it yourself.