Albert is too busy cooking Donald Trump over an open flame.

It’s “fuh” - I know this, because otherwise the name of my local Vietnamese joint (one of many!) wouldn’t make any sense: What The Pho

Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team

It’s a good point. After all, Cleveland does lead the nation in drifters...

Hottest take.

there are sex dolls made to look like the ponies... Google it

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST COLLEGE BASKETBALL???

I lol’d because I’m old

So, crack binge, then?

So he wants to wear leather pants in public and build the Cubs into a contender? Gawd help us all...

You try to teach student-athletes about financial literacy but know you failed when you see them paying for BJ’s.

You’re taking this all waaaaay too seriously.

This take may be right (it is, actually), but it is also HAWT.

That’s even worse than the time you got Margot Kidder to fill in for Drew.

See, we can all learn some things from the Tallahassee PD!

So, Debbie Yow is talking about financial responsibility? The same Debbie Yow who left a financial dumpster fire behind at Maryland when she bolted for NC State?

Well I certainly agree with the first half of your statement...

Hey, it could be worse - at least they’re not Detroit!

Personally, I was thinking older, balder and fatter, dontchaknow.

I’m looking forward to coming back to this post in, oh, 10 minutes and seeing the apoplectic meltdowns going on in the greys - “hur-durr he’z nawt raycest he’s speekin duh troof!” “stick to sprots!” etc.