It’s okay, Emmitt - nobody pays much attention to what you say anyway.

I had my ICQ hacked way back in the 90s.

We all did!

I don’t think it’s either excessive or petty - dude got fired from a large-$$$ contract without any payout, why wouldn’t he sue? I guarantee USC expected him to sue, and I’m betting they chose this way because they’ll be able to settle for way less than $12.6 million.

The second they fired him without paying out any of his contract, I think everyone - USC included - knew a lawsuit would be forthcoming. I’m guessing they thought it would be a lesser payout that way, with the side-bonus of some sweet-ass billable hours for a few connected lawyers.

So... hooray for mom jeans, then?

I’m pretty sure what’s trapped in that thing is Jim Caldwell’s personality.

I wouldn’t say they love trash, they’re just probably stuck with Jay Cutler’s contract for the next five years.

Yep, sounds about right: an entitled prick who expects nothing but endless accolades and fellation for his genius.

Who the fuck are the D-BACHS????

From what I can tell, yes he does have pretty good technical ability. He’s not nearly to the level of [insert name of insanely technically gifted musician you like here], but I’ve seen performance and studio clips that make it seem, to me, that he is a rather talented guitar player.

Or any charm, or shred of humanity anyone could relate to.

Corgan’s anger is because he believes himself to be both a genius and an unassailable god when everyone knows he’s just a preening twat with a good amount of technical ability who can occasionally write a decent song.

Browns fans are probably still too drunk to do math right now. Or on any day ending in “y” during football season.

That’s why you should do like I do at the office: don’t wear any pants. (Also: don’t stand up from your desk.)

I’ll drink to that!

“Our main export is CRIP-LING DE-PRE-SHUN!”

Dude, if you can’t CRUSH a 6-pack during a 3-hour (often longer!) football game, what kind of a MAN are you???

I don’t want to be mean or anything, but:

Baseball’s just not particularly ingrained into the culture in a lot of the country.