I wouldn’t know, we got the fuck outta there the following year after I graduated from high school. I’ve dealt with moronic parochial assholes everywhere I’ve lived, but I think the townie-Sully types up there are the worst.

If you press ABACAB, Phil Collins appears and does the drum fill from In The Air Tonight on your skull.

Yes! That font is so great!

I’m not sure that there’s ever been a more ideal car for doing coke in the back seat of while wearing a wide-lapeled suit and butterfly collar shirt.

Holy shit. Some next-level shit right there.

What a bunth of phonieth.

Don’t forget when they beat Notre Dame in 1993 and every fucking local station in Boston covered it in a manner typically reserved for national disasters and presidential assassinations.

Moral of the story: Twitter is terrible and nobody should ever use it.

Very true! Also, Cam Newton is black.

LOL, that’s Icecold. Also true.

As a Maryland alum (who has lived in Georgia for over a decade, no less), let me state that we’d be MORE than happy to take UGA’s sloppy seconds...

So while Cars 2 is inferior to (pretty much?) every other Pixar product, it’s still 1,000,000 times better than so much other garbage that my kids could want to watch - it’s lame, but I don’t find it painful at all.

I hate the Peanuts Movie for the same reason I hate those daily fantasy sites - fucking saturation advertising, including in-game bullshit by noted human impersonator Joe Buck during the fucking World Series. Those bald-headed CGI kids can get fucked.

David Fales

Sorry, but we all know that Rocky IV should top the list, as it was inspiration for one of the greatest musicals of our time:

A.I. when he’s loaded.

“For winning Super Bowls. Next question.”

Honestly, I zoned out after the second line of what you wrote - I just starred this because that picture is great, especially if/because it’s aimed at Stillrs fans.

LOL, dip or chaw?